“If you find yourself reading Chaucer for more than four hours seek immediate help from the Modern Language Association.” —Legal disclaimer to a hypothetical Super Bowl ad for the Norton Anthologies (via wwnorton)
- I can't wait until tomorrow.
- I get better looking everyday.
“If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets.” —Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via bookmania)
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.
In the ebook of Fahrenheit 451 the firemen set off targeted EMP bombs to selectively wipe Kindle Fires.
“If you want to have your cake and eat it too, and if you want to have other people watch you while eat it, go ahead. Go ahead.” —Rilo Kiley, “Go Ahead”