Tonight my New York City boyfriend is chips and salsa and the BBC’s Sherlock Holmes show.
suffer from a severe form of social awkwardness and nervousness.
Whenever anyone comes into the intern office and asks us a question we just stare and move our heads a bit but don’t actually respond in an audible way.
Mail room guy: Is there a Lauren in here?
Interns: …. (I swear at this point you can hear us blinking.)
Mail room guy: Okay. Um, thanks?
Don’t we all.
- Mom: I hope someone will drink the rest of my grapefruit juice.
- Me: Don't worry, I'll make Popsicles out of it.
- Mom: Well, it's also good with vodka in it. Just so you know.