February 2012
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I've started this new thing
where if I wake up before my alarm, I get up and write my friends emails or letters. It’s really lovely.
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In which my dear friend John is reading Harry...
John: Can I talk shit to you about someone real quick? It's someone you know.
Me: Yes, go on.
John: Rita Skeeter! That BITCH...she's like the Fox News of the Daily Prophet.
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“That’s right, I am a book kisser. Maybe that’s kind of perverted or maybe it’s...”
– Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian (via thelifeguardlibrarian)
“PBR beard keytar, cliche cillum est commodo marfa put a bird on it. Dolore...”
– Lorem Ipsum for Hipsters (via @joelkarnold)
Sasha B, my life consultant
Me: I WANT A BEAR.
Sasha: No, no you don't.
Me: But can't I have a baby one for a bit?
Sasha: Umm. Unlikely, sorry to burst your bubble.
Me: FINE.
Sasha: Should have gone to school for zookeeping.
Me: But I hate science.
Sasha: How about this? Become super famous in the publishing industry. Have your own agency, and publish lots of books about animals and conservation. Become wealthy. become a patron of a zoo and donate lots of money to them. They will love you so much, they will invite to exclusive events like bear cub play time. There you go, problem solved.
“He knew that I love you also means I love you in a way that no one loves you, or...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything is Illuminated (via bookmania)
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“I am a majority shareholder in Sam’s heart stock. I invested wisely. Like...”
– the constant quote machine, Sasha Butkovich
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“He is exactly
the poem
I wanted to write.”
– Mary Oliver, from “White Heron Rises Over Blackwater” in New and Selected Poems, Volume Two (via proustitute)
