I've started this new thing
where if I wake up before my alarm, I get up and write my friends emails or letters. It’s really lovely.
In which my dear friend John is reading Harry Potter for the first time
- John: Can I talk shit to you about someone real quick? It's someone you know.
- Me: Yes, go on.
- John: Rita Skeeter! That BITCH...she's like the Fox News of the Daily Prophet.