Are you sure you want to move to New Jersey? We’re reckless over here.– Employee yesterday at the New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission at the new license section
In which I watch The Fifth Element
Police: Are you classified as human, sir?
Bruce Willis: Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
Important conversations in a three person company
Coworker: We should think of ourselves as that three headed dog.
Me: But then Harry Potter and his friends will disable us to get to the Sorcerer's Stone.
Eventually both Romney and my great-grandfather were arrested – Flake on...– Los Angeles Review of Books - The Mormon Chronicles: A Meditation In Four Parts
Rapists, Beware: Detroit Prosecutor IDs 21... →
This woman is incredibly brave and a force of nature. There may be a war on women in our midst, but women like Kym Worthy remind me of the people fighting the good fight.
“I’m nobody’s baby / I’m...
Why don’t you spend your time ending rape rather than redefining it? Spend...– Eve Ensler: Dear Mr. Akin, I Want You to Imagine…
It’s not that she can’t be frivolous. In fact, lately Hillary Clinton seems to...– Hillary Clinton does not have time for your games - Salon.com
I’m not done being obsessed with this song...
It seemed normal enough when President Obama chatted with a coffee shop patron...– President Obama’s Tour Bus Rolls With White House Home Brew : The Salt : NPR
Being a modern woman in America means that we’re constantly negotiating with our...– On Helen Gurley Brown.
THE rule-breaking cyclist that people decry: that’s me. I routinely run red...– If Kant Were a New York Cyclist - NYTimes.com h/t Andrew