Sasha B, my life consultant
- Me: I WANT A BEAR.
- Sasha: No, no you don't.
- Me: But can't I have a baby one for a bit?
- Sasha: Umm. Unlikely, sorry to burst your bubble.
- Me: FINE.
- Sasha: Should have gone to school for zookeeping.
- Me: But I hate science.
- Sasha: How about this? Become super famous in the publishing industry. Have your own agency, and publish lots of books about animals and conservation. Become wealthy. become a patron of a zoo and donate lots of money to them. They will love you so much, they will invite to exclusive events like bear cub play time. There you go, problem solved.
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infinitezest said:
If I can pick my moniker, I choose “Amy D: Animal Friendship Enthusiast.” Cool? Cool.
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